Two New Cracked Articles: Ridiculous Superhero Weaknesses and Parodies That Succeeded Because Nobody Got the Joke

Look, I've just started working as a teacher at an honest-to-god-real-High-School-that-isn't-a-prison-this-time, and it's been pretty busy. Both of these articles are "new" in the relative sense of the word only -- both are outside the first week, so promoting them doesn't even get me any closer to the monthly traffic bonus, but whatever. They're both fucking awesome. Especially the second one, because it's the most of my writing that's ever made it into the final draft (damn near all of it).